Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all… — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient… — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
