I made sure that instead of people making fun of me, like every comedian probably says, I made fun of myself first… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
When you're in a band, you spend most of your time in a van. Like, there were four of us, we toured… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
MMA fans and pro wrestling fans are similar in that they care about their sports very much. They want to see that… — Jake Hager Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I laughed more in the hospital than I ever have in my life, making fun of all the weird things that were… — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
I've said this before, that, when you're in school and you're the class clown, men are really good at making fun at… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I'm always identifying some fallacy in my own life. I'm sort of making fun of myself by exploring and unpacking just why… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, last summer we were golfing together, me, him and Alonzo Mourning. I don't know how to golf, but… — Dwyane Wade Copy Share Image
If people are making fun of you then you're probably doing something right. — Amy Lee Copy Share Image
I was sick of people making fun of my hair and so I cut it off and I've got much more attention… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Did Donald Trump apologize for taking after somebody in a Twitter war and making fun of her weight? Did he apologize for… — Tim Kaine Copy Share Image
There's a big difference in Trump and previous Republicans. They have a strategy known as surrender. When the media starts coming after… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I posted some story about the Arizona State baseball coach getting into a fight with an autograph hound, and it was a… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
You can get into a habit of thought in which you enjoy making fun of all those other people who don't see… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
We try to make games we want to make for the sake of making fun games and not necessarily to make a… — Markus Persson Copy Share Image
They cast me away.Away with dismay Outcast in so many ways.Brutally discriminated by their against. — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
“Marcel was from Louisiana, so for four years Emily had been southern by association. She insisted on Lynchburg Lemonades. She scheduled interviews… — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says,… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Seven months was time to long now that I'm out still difficult to figure what I did wrong . They say seasons… — Name Anonomiss Projects Copy Share Image
“Then what’s wrong?” He couldn’t be that obtuse. “You’re kidding, right?” “Ah, yeah, gotcha. Modesty issue, huh?” He drove in a deceptively… — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
A fixed habit is supported by old, well-worn pathways in the brain. When you make conscious choices to change a habit, you… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
I'm actually not making fun of my real parents. I've taken stereotypical traits of my real parents, my aunts, my uncles and… — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
