When 'Hot Ones' is done right, every wing is like a different part of that person's personality. — Sean Evans Done Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you. — Sean Evans Bartender Copy Share Image
Our 'Hot Ones' interview show is all about deconstructing celebrities and making them seem like normal people. — Sean Evans Hot Copy Share Image
Bobby Petrino slinks through coaching jobs with the stench and trustworthiness of expired mayonnaise. — Sean Evans Coaching Copy Share Image
No athlete entered 2012 with more and left it with less than Lance Armstrong. — Sean Evans Athlete Copy Share Image
If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless. — Sean Evans Agree Copy Share Image
It's easy to forget about the Memphis Grizzlies because, well, they play in Memphis. — Sean Evans About Copy Share Image
Gamers are horrible roommates because they monopolize the TV with something less watchable than 'The Mob Doctor' and, if that wasn't irritating… — Sean Evans Doctor Copy Share Image
No future employer is going to comb your college transcript to see how you fared in Microeconomics 300. In fact, you won't… — Sean Evans College Copy Share Image
In the late '90s and early 2000s, basketball was more about making your defender look stupid than scoring. Seriously. You could miss… — Sean Evans Basketball Copy Share Image
Women who are paid to look hot get hit on all the time, so don't roll up on a restaurant hostess with… — Sean Evans Anything Copy Share Image
There's not a lot of chefs in the kitchen and very few people are involved in 'Hot Ones.' There's no research team… — Sean Evans Food Copy Share Image
When you consider the depths to which major college football coaches are willing to sink in order to protect their programs, Tyrann… — Sean Evans College football Copy Share Image
When humiliation begets heartbreak, your clothing permeates with a stench of desperation that only women can smell. — Sean Evans Desperation Copy Share Image
Thanks to fantasy football and 'Madden' on Xbox Live there are legions of jersey adorning sports fanatics who think they're equipped to… — Sean Evans Fantasy Copy Share Image
When Complex hired me, originally I wasn't at First We Feast, I was just like a hired hand for Complex. They'd send… — Sean Evans Complex Copy Share Image
The NBA was once a league full of guys who topped out at 5-foot-9, wore belts in their shorts, and reeked of… — Sean Evans Bounce Copy Share Image
When I'm a little kid watching Chicago Bears games, hot salsa would be on the table and the first time I was… — Sean Evans Chicago Copy Share Image
Proof of the 'hysterical strength' phenomenon is still hearsay, mostly because it's impossible to recreate those conditions in a lab. That said,… — Sean Evans Bass Copy Share Image
If your Facebook page has turned into a shrine to your relationship, pet, or newborn, no one will say anything, but all… — Sean Evans Facebook page Copy Share Image
If you're curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend went unnoticed for… — Sean Evans Cheating Copy Share Image
Before Julius Erving, being a stylish basketball player meant 13 ounces of pomade in your hair and color coordinating the belt in… — Sean Evans Ball player Copy Share Image
If I'm talking about like the evolution of 'Hot Ones,' when we first started it was not a big hit at all.… — Sean Evans Big Copy Share Image
Attempting to squash your permeating stench of a loser by bum rushing every girl you come across is a bad look. — Sean Evans Bad Copy Share Image
Boston is one of the country's more insecure cities and see you it in Celtics fans. — Sean Evans Country Copy Share Image
I'm not Ryan Seacrest. If I want people to pay attention to me, I have to just eat scorching-hot food. — Sean Evans Attention Copy Share Image
Bjorn Borg has the look of a Scandanavian rock star with the understated charm of a Wes Anderson movie. — Sean Evans Charm Copy Share Image
Relative to the rest of your life, college isn't all that hard. — Sean Evans College Copy Share Image
Dive bars rely on a steady stream of neighborhood regulars to keep their doors open. — Sean Evans Dive Copy Share Image
I don't have a ton of talents. I'm not this conventionally attractive TV dude. — Sean Evans Attractive Copy Share Image
