Now that oral arguments in the gay marriage cases are over, it's time for the Supreme Court to move on to the anal & vaginal ones. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I was in a small office on the second floor of the West Wing with eight other staffers. We'd worked our hearts out and… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Five minutes later, President Obama walked in, sleeves rolled up. He said to us, 'This is not over. We're gonna keep fighting. I'm gonna… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Lady crossing the street, not paying attention, almost got hit. Turns to husband & screams, 'Why didn't YOU watch where I was going?!' — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
It's so nice out I imagine this is when rich people go sailing and eat cheese and shit. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
A few months later, President Obama fought to keep taxes from going up on middle-class families. Our Republican friends said, Sure you can do… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Now, President Obama paid off his own student loans not too long ago. He remembers what it is like. He said making it easier… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I've worked on a lot of fun movies, but my favorite job was having a boss who gave the order to take out bin… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Let's keep fighting for a president who's never stopped fighting for us! Go online. Find your local campaign office. Call your friends. Call some… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I volunteered in Iowa in 2007 because, like you, I had friends serving in Iraq, friends who were looking for jobs, others who couldn't… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
In a cab. It's like a hundred degrees. Can't tell if that manly odor means I'm stinky or if it's the cabbie. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
