Mine is slightly ginger and patchy so it's not really a hipster beard. — Alex Horne Beard Copy Share Image
And in real life, I'm actually quite authoritative and strict. — Alex Horne Actually Copy Share Image
I love seeing Mark Steel or Mark Thomas, but I'm not that sort of person. — Alex Horne I love Copy Share Image
I used to work as a logger, which is the lowest of the low, you just had to type up what happens. — Alex Horne Happens Copy Share Image
One of the things we're really proud of is that every single task is different, even if there are similarities. You never… — Alex Horne Different Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Greg's in that he just turns up and is the Taskmaster straight away. He really enjoys the… — Alex Horne Big Copy Share Image
I'm a quarter Scottish but that's not enough to warrant wearing a kilt at any point in my life. — Alex Horne Enough Copy Share Image
I do quite often thank Frank Skinner because he agreed to do the very first series and that was a real stamp… — Alex Horne Because Copy Share Image
There's lots of people I'd be keen to see doing things, someone like Jack Dee. — Alex Horne Doing Copy Share Image
Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think. — Alex Horne Best Copy Share Image
I nearly always wear a boring suit but I do sometimes furnish the with long dangly earrings or belly button jewelry. — Alex Horne Always Copy Share Image
We're not ashamed of the old stuff, but when you look back at the posters it does make you think: 'My God,… — Alex Horne God Copy Share Image
Peter Crouch has been my hero for fifteen years, Maya Jama is a superstar and I am a mild-mannered bandleader with a… — Alex Horne Am Copy Share Image
I have children so I couldn't shave it off; my dad shaved his beard off once and we all disowned him. My… — Alex Horne Bad Copy Share Image
I don't have courage in my convictions and I'm not interested in serious things or politics: if you're doing an hour of… — Alex Horne Convictions Copy Share Image
Eleven years ago, my wife and I had had a baby, so I didn't go to Edinburgh Fringe for the first time… — Alex Horne Award Copy Share Image
Somebody said 'I've got a task here, can you give it to my girlfriend?' And in the task it said 'Marry me'.… — Alex Horne Girlfriend Copy Share Image
I had a brief stint as 'People's Journalist' for the West Sussex Gazette; I'd do golden-wedding anniversaries and pet deaths. I was… — Alex Horne Death Copy Share Image
We had one task where we had a yoga mat on a big hill and told them to get three yoga balls… — Alex Horne Big Copy Share Image
If somebody does a task really badly, then that's better for us than if they do it really well. We always tell… — Alex Horne Better Copy Share Image
The first year I was in Edinburgh in 1999 I got six parking tickets. — Alex Horne Edinburgh Copy Share Image
The most successful people in comedy do seem to be the most funny. — Alex Horne Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm a jazz musician in that I have achieved Grade 3 on the French horn. — Alex Horne French Copy Share Image
I am almost incredible at table football. It's nothing to be proud of. — Alex Horne Football Copy Share Image
Katherine Parkinson has got a classics degree from Cambridge yet is an idiot - in the best possible way. — Alex Horne Best Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed Paul Sinha. He's from 'The Chase.' As you imagine, he's intelligent. But that doesn't mean he's got any common… — Alex Horne Chase Copy Share Image
