I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it wakes you up out of your everyday pattern. You pull back and look at life a… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
Who would want to get back together with Taylor Swift after having dated her? I'm sure dating her is like talking to a white sheet of paper with a little bit of vanilla ice cream on it that doesn't say… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I never understood using Kickstarter for commercial purposes. If you want to raise money for commercial purposes, I think you should give someone a… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes for Twitter.… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
Other than Caroline's in New York, I pretty much haven't done clubs. That was primarily because I always liked the people and audiences at… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I want to continually find ways to bring my ideas off the stage and into the real world, into the streets. I think I… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
The feeling of being an outsider was a big part of my childhood. I think that helps comedians. That feeling of being an outsider.… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
