A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
...and once at Hana's house, when we stole some blackberry liqueur from her parents' liquor cabinet and drank until the ceiling started… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Having said that, I must now admit that I was still afraid of human beings, and before I could meet even the… — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
I am sure antidepressants, drugs, and liquor have their place. But so far, that place is in others, not me. — John Elder Robison Copy Share Image
Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling appeared before Congress. Do you think they even bothered swearing him in? Now he is denying he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
Some folks of cider make a rout And cider's well enough no doubt When better liquors fail; But wine, that's richer, better… — John Gay Copy Share Image
Yes, it is worse than thrown away, because every fair minded man must admit that the expenditure of this sum of money… — Thomas Jordan Jarvis Copy Share Image
George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already. — John Kricfalusi Copy Share Image
Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Why, if 'tis dancing you would be, There's brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
Never underestimate that a small group of people can hold up a liquor license. Sometimes, it's the only thing that can. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
I met with a bad bout after the trial was over, and while the trial was on I habit of stopping by… — Harry Reems Copy Share Image
I’ve never argued against any technology being used when you have an imminent threat, an active crime going on. If someone comes… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
Your fey cousin here has the miraculous ability to hold his liquor--and mine, and yours, and the king's, and half the country's,… — Alethea Kontis Copy Share Image
In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I would spend more time with my children. I would make my money before spending it. I would learn the joys of… — John Huston Copy Share Image
When I was 13 and 14, there were a lot of jokes about my bar mitzvah and my grandparents, and then when… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign… — William Randolph Hearst Copy Share Image
Liquor is not a necessity. It is a means of momentarily sidestepping necessity. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
I don't know what I expected from my first meeting with Peeta after the announcement. A few hugs and kisses. A little… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
