“Some people talk like a fish with a paper asshole; whatever they say just doesn't hold water.” — Matt Ponticello Asshole Copy Share Image
“If you don't like the smell of Christmas trees, get the hula girls; they smell like coconuts.” — Matt Ponticello Christmas tree Copy Share Image
“You don't know what a bad day is until you wake up after a three-day drunk and find out a trap spider… — Matt Ponticello Bad day Copy Share Image
