“You don't know what a bad day is until you wake up after a three-day drunk and find out a trap spider built its nest in your asshole.” — Matt Ponticello Copy Share Image
“Some people talk like a fish with a paper asshole; whatever they say just doesn't hold water.” — Matt Ponticello Copy Share Image
“If you don't like the smell of Christmas trees, get the hula girls; they smell like coconuts.” — Matt Ponticello Copy Share Image
“You don't know what a bad day is until you wake up after a three-day drunk and find out a trap spider built its… — Matt Ponticello Copy Share Image
