I always feel like people in general are much weirder and insane than anybody really wants to admit. How dare somebody watch anything and go, 'That's not real!' Go on the subway. For five minutes. — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
Having two kids is like having 1000. It's just scheduling, moving around, being mobile. — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
It is crazy. It's our first kid, and all of a sudden, she identifies letters as what they are, and you go, 'This kid… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
During a panic attack, I remember that today is just today and that is all that it is. I take a deep breath in… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
I just never want to be in this situation where I get to set and they're like, 'We rewrote this scene, you're now naked.'… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
Before 'New Girl,' I had just been grinding in TV for a really long time. I had been testing for so many shows and… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. You've got to. My wife and I are honest to a… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
Another show I really enjoyed working on was 'Raising The Bar.' I did four or five episodes of that show. — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end. — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
