Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
