“Books are only half our job ; the other half is human nature.” — Mary Virginia Provines Copy Share Image
“The Internet would be much easier to use if it is managed by librarians” — David N. Ofili Copy Share Image
“Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!” — Karl Kesel Copy Share Image
“In the nonstop tsunami of global information, librarians provide us with floaties and teach us to swim.” — Linton Weeks Copy Share Image
“Not me, of course, as I am now officially a spinster librarian and must stay home with my cat and drink tea.” — Eleanor Brown Copy Share Image
“To all the librarians in the world on behalf of all the kids y’all helped grow up to be writers” — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
“Don't mark up the Library's copy, you fool! Librarians are Unprankable. They'll track you down! They have skills!” — Charles Ogden Copy Share Image
“I'll just hang upside down from the wire banana and throw bags of flour at the librarians.” — Lissa Evans Copy Share Image
“The loudest elderly women always had the quietest elderly husbands.” — Scott Douglas Copy Share Image
“For one crazy moment he had the notion of a vanished tribe of librarians, lost in the deep underground caverns of the… — Lavie Tidhar Copy Share Image
“To be great at something, you must look to the great ones of the past and improve on the ideas and techniques… — Scott Douglas Copy Share Image
“Librarians, too, are gatekeepers -- not of actual experience, of course, but of its written accounts. My job is to safeguard those… — Martha Cooley Copy Share Image
“Facts and information are the nourishment, the lifeblood, the raison d'etre, and also the bane and despair of librarians and researchers.” — Kee Malesky Copy Share Image
Librarians see themselves as the guardians of the First Amendment. You got a thousand Mother Joneses at the barricades! I love the… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned by no later than… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“To be a librarian is not to be neutral, or passive, or waiting for a question. It is to be a radical… — R. David Lankes Copy Share Image
When I run the world, librarians will be exempt from tragedy. Even their smaller sorrows will last only for as long as… — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
“He is a very senior member of faculty; has an added degree in Computer Science; a supposed scholar; addicted to Google and… — David N. Ofili Copy Share Image
Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The bibliographer in the digital age returns to the revelatory practice of her medieval forebears. Librarians, like those scribes of the Middle… — Matthew Battles Copy Share Image
“It is odd, isn’t it? Whenever I read something interesting, I tear out a piece and keep it as a talisman until… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
“I'm a librarian in town,' she began. 'You sure about that?' The words popped out before he could stop them. Annabelle raised… — Susan Mallery Copy Share Image
Dad claims that library science is the foundation of all sciences just as math is the key -- and we will survive… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People are often dismissive of librarians and libraries - as if the words are synonymous with boredom or timidity. But isn't that… — Justine Picardie Copy Share Image
“I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“What a vapid job title our culture gives to those honorable laborers the ancient Egyptians and Sumerians variously called Learned Men of… — Miles Harvey Copy Share Image
While on the subject of burning books, I want to congratulate librarians, not famous for their physical strength, who, all over this… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Of all the places I have walked into, libraries must be the most magical. Have you ever opened the cover of a… — Kimberly Long Cockroft Copy Share Image
“And now a word about librarians. We are all, from our youngest years, warned that the most dangerous, untrustworthy creature is that… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“He checked out his surrounding. More books. A drinking fountain. A poster showing a guy slam-dunking a basketball with one hand and… — Mac Barnett Copy Share Image
“But then twitching nervously in the presence of a librarian wasn't an uncommon response—librarians, like ministers of religion, and poets, and people… — Ian Sansom Copy Share Image
“I think you’re more an archivist than a librarian,” he said. He told me that archivists and librarians were opposite personas. True… — Avi Steinberg Copy Share Image
Libraries are a hallmark of a civilized culture, and librarians represent that culture to all facets of society. — Janis Ian Copy Share Image
The hoes is librarians, they lookin me up. She got a Jones like Marion, she lickin me up. — J Cole Copy Share Image
