“It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“When you have only know someone for a few hours it is difficult to now what they would like to hear.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Look!" Mr. Poe said, who was still too far to help but close enough to see. "Genghis has an eye tattoo, like… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I led her into the newsroom, removed the sheet, and pointed to the statue of the Bombinating Beast. She gestured to me… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The phrase "in the dark," as I'm sure you know, can refer not only to one's shadowy surroundings, but also to the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I won’t do a thing,” I said. “Without you I’m not moving.” Through the front window was another cliché, rain raging while… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
