“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“They say that you breathe so loud that they could shoot you in the dark.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“...underneath their human guises, they looked like the typical faery - that is, no wings, scantily clad and kind of man-pretty like… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
