Rick Sutter

How can I think outside the box when I work inside a cube?

— Rick Sutter

I wish the Dollar Store sold gas. . . .

— Rick Sutter

Profanity is the crutch of a conversational cripple. . .

— Rick Sutter

I think my hair is French. It's been retreating for years. . .

— Rick Sutter

A pizza is just a pie chart representing 100% happiness. . .

— Rick Sutter

I think Chocolate is God's apology for Broccoli. . .

— Rick Sutter

Money cant buy everything. Thats what credit cards are for. . .

— Rick Sutter

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. . .

— Rick Sutter

I keep trying to remember that failure is not the opposite of success. It is a part of success. . .

— Rick Sutter

Students ask me why I don't have tattoos. . . So I tell them, Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers. . .

— Rick Sutter

It's funny how students can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember to put their names on their tests. . .

— Rick Sutter

Holding a Grudge is Like Drinking Poison and Waiting For the Other Person to Die. . .

— Rick Sutter

Thanks to Halloween... the cobwebs in our house have just become decorations!

— Rick Sutter

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions. . .

— Rick Sutter

Three things I learned in school: Texting without looking, sleeping without getting caught, and teamwork on tests. . .

— Rick Sutter

There is nothing wrong with making out with your true-love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed. . .

— Rick Sutter

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . .

— Rick Sutter

I spend all morning thinking about lunch, all afternoon thinking about dinner, & all night thinking about breakfast. The Circle of Life. . .

— Rick Sutter

In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark,…

— Rick Sutter

Subbing first graders a student said to me. Mr. Sutter, I dont understand the questions. . . Read the instructions, I said.…

— Rick Sutter

It's Graduation Time. . . Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief and excitement they…

— Rick Sutter

I just learned this sub-teaching. . . Teacher (math problem): If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next…

— Rick Sutter

Today, 8 year old kids have Facebook, Twitter, iPhones, iPads. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk,…

— Rick Sutter

Ive realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isnt all we needlove is all there is. . . So, I have…

— Rick Sutter

Life isnt like Burger King, you cant always have it your way. . .

— Rick Sutter

Don't Look Under Your Bed on Halloween Eve. I'm just saying. . . .

— Rick Sutter

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

— Rick Sutter

When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum. . .

— Rick Sutter

Not all Superheros wear capes. . .

— Rick Sutter

Profanity is the crutch of a conversational crippled. . .

— Rick Sutter

The creative adult is the child who survived.

— Rick Sutter

Without music, life would Bb. . . .

— Rick Sutter

Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. . .

— Rick Sutter

I remember when yoga was called Twister. . .

— Rick Sutter

Chocolate is natures way of making up for Mondays. . .

— Rick Sutter

Every meal is a happy meal when you're starving. . .

— Rick Sutter

I have a degree in Fine Arts. Do you want fries with that?

— Rick Sutter

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. . .

— Rick Sutter

Being an artist is not a choice; it is an obsession. . .

— Rick Sutter

Farmers markets are where a city boy can get a farmers tan. . .

— Rick Sutter