Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Twenty-one years ago, when I first heard Mia Farrow had accused me of child molestation, I found the idea so ludicrous I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
So the good news is, if you're unemployed and you go to apply for a job and you're not hired for that… — Louie Gohmert Copy Share Image
As a lawyer, I can assure you that a lot of document drafting is repetitive, involving cutting and pasting from templates. But… — Ro Khanna Copy Share Image
Every lawyer of experience comes to know (more or less unconsciously) that in the great majority of cases, the precedents are none… — Jerome Frank Copy Share Image
“Your brand is your personal lawyer... It defends and speaks for you even in your absence. Keep calm and maintain a good… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
I've argued in front of the Supreme Court of the United States. I've argued in almost every circuit. And I tried, as… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
Lawyers-they get together all day and say to each other, "What can we postpone next?" The only thing they don't postpone, of… — George S. Kaufman Copy Share Image
When I became a lawyer, no one asked me if I had spent some time in special ed. All they wanted was… — Elijah Cummings Copy Share Image
I am not one to generalize, but cartoonists, as a group, exhibit a level of social sophistication generally associated with pie fights.… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I was a lawyer and I have been married to a lawyer. I think one lawyer per household is plenty. It's a… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It is cheaper to pay mathematicians and computer scientists to design algorithms that will eliminate webspamming, rather than to pay lawyers to… — Jennifer Tour Chayes Copy Share Image
It's not uncommon in the entertainment world for agents to sign young talent. It's sinful that these players can't be represented by… — Sonny Vaccaro Copy Share Image
"Lawyers Are": The only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from (amongst) themselves. — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
After I quit being a lawyer in '95, I was having a lot of trouble writing. Then I read somewhere that Willa… — Min Jin Lee Copy Share Image
I've been to some Hollywood parties where things have happened, and people have probably needed to get a good lawyer. — Dash Mihok Copy Share Image
I think when you start comedy there are some real advantages to being single and in a low-paid job. You have nothing… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
It is extraordinary that each of the three individuals this president [ George W. Bush] has nominated for the Supreme Court -… — Edward Kennedy Copy Share Image
For a lawyer to shade or slant his legal advice to advance a private agenda is among the gravest betrayals of his… — Eugene Scalia Copy Share Image
Despite the array of groups and organizations working on global warming, we are still missing a key element: the movement. Along with… — Bill McKibben Copy Share Image
I'm a big Bruce Lee fan, and if I saw Bruce Lee try to be some namby-pamby lawyer, I'd want my money… — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
