I can't breathe when your here. I can't speak when you talk. I can't even think when you laugh… But I can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
“get the giggles and let them loose like kamikaze fighters to die a glorious death against Bailey’s reprimanding glare.” — Lori Adams Copy Share Image
Laughter, ridicule, opposition, persecution, are often the only reward which Christ's followers get from the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It felt terrific. It felt deeper and richer than laughter. It felt like opening a door and tumbling headfirst into a pile… — Leslea Tash Copy Share Image
Everyone is so afraid of death, but the real sufis just laugh: nothing tyrannizes their hearts. What strikes the oyster shell does… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Just because they say they're praying for you in your face, doesn't mean they aren't laughing at your struggle behind your back. — Trent Shelton Copy Share Image
It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Laughter IS the BEST medicine! It’s FREE! You can overdose on it! It helps you embrace the insanities of life! It reduces… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
If a serious statement is defined as one that may be made in terms of waking life, poetry will never rise to… — Johan Huizinga Copy Share Image
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers… — Andy Richter Copy Share Image
I didn't speak English very well, but I studied day and night so I'd be ready for my first break. When Hitchcock… — Peter Lorre Copy Share Image
Our modern world defined God as a ‘religious complex’ and laughed at the Ten Commandments as OLD FASHIONED. Then, through the laughter… — Cecil B. DeMille Copy Share Image
The Tibetans are dirty. They wash once a year and, except for festivals, seldom change their clothes till they begin to drop… — Isabella Bird Copy Share Image
The light was leaving in the west it was blue The children's laughter sang and skipping just like the stones they threw… — Jack Johnson Copy Share Image
Laughter certainly is very special. Your whole body laughs. Each atom, each cell of your body laughs, participates in it. I have… — OSHO Copy Share Image
This card comes with best wishes for a day that's fun all through, a day of love and laughter especially for you. — Susan Smith Copy Share Image
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh… — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
It was always the power of love that pulled us through, and it was the power of laughter that kept us from… — Steve Rizzo Copy Share Image
To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and… — Gelett Burgess Copy Share Image
“Above all else: go out with a sense of humor. It is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on… — Hugh Sidey Copy Share Image
“...every time a unicorn laughs, an angel has tender sexual intercourse on her wedding night. And nine months later, a rainbow is… — Frank Lesser Copy Share Image
I hoped that grief was similar to the other emotions. That it would end, the way happiness did. Or laughter. — Neil Jordan Copy Share Image
Sadness isn't sadness. It's happiness in a black jacket. Tears are not tears. They're balls of laughter dipped in salt. Death is… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
Some of the best comedy comes from squeezing humour from tragedy and struggle, but the main pursuit of comedy should be laughter. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Solemnity flows out of men naturally; but laughter is a leap. It is easy to be heavy: hard to be light.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I came to see that what constitutes strength is not just a muscle or will. It can also include the most desperate… — Brenda Shaughnessy Copy Share Image
Don't judge me by my past ,I am not anywhere in the past now .Accept me for who I am because this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If one were required to increase the dramatic seriousness of his face in relation to the seriousness of the problems he had… — Vaclav Havel Copy Share Image
Let go of your insecurities. Let go of your pain, you are limitless. Nothing is holding you back, you are perfect. You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue, What made you think I wasnt playing the game too, I said I love you, You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love doesn't count on the laughter that you shared but on the pain and tears you tried to get over with just… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Once you've experienced the warmth of an audience, the achievement of getting your first laugh, and entertaining them, singing or playing piano,… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
Every tear is answered by a blossom, Every sigh with songs and laughter blent, April-blooms upon the breezes toss them. April knows… — Sarah Chauncey Woolsey Copy Share Image
Sweetheart, you always make my life beautiful like I live in Heaven. Full with butterflies, Rainbows and the sounds of your laugh.… — Thirah Copy Share Image
By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Laughter not time destroyed my voice And put that crack in it, And when the moon's pot-bellied I get a laughing fit. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I sit in the sky like a sphinx misunderstood; My heart of snow is wed to the whiteness of swans; I hate… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image