Jordan couldn’t keep the smile off her face. “Yeah, I like this guy. He rescued me from a crazed man with a… — Julie James Copy Share Image
The response you get when you're young like "oh you're just getting laughs because you're a little kid and you're cute". They… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability… — Joanne Woodward Copy Share Image
If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
So," Annabeth said, "are you going to argue about me coming along?" "Nah. You'd just beat me up." Percy said. She managed… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Don't wait to be happy to laugh... You may die and never have laughed. — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs.… — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
I wish, my dear Kepler, that we could have a good laugh together at the extraordinary stupidity of the mob. What do… — Galileo Galilei Copy Share Image
Wheather it is conscious or not, you eventually make the decision to divide your life in half - before and after -… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Do you know why I married you, Philip?" "Presumably you wanted the financial security and social prestige I could offer." She chuckled… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Tragedy lets slip her grim disguise and shows you laughing lips and roguish eyes; but when, unmasked, gay Comedy appears, how… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I've missed you, Sebastian." "Have you, love?" He unfastened the buttons of her robe, the light eyes glittering with heat as her… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
Crying is personal. On the other hand, laughing is more general . Laughing makes our hearts wider. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
There is nothing more joyful to me than hearing a live audience laugh. Especially when I planned it that way! — Kelly Bishop Copy Share Image
I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Each day, awakening, are we asked to paint the sky blue? Need we coax the sun to rise or flowers to bloom?… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all… — Mike Stud Copy Share Image
A good friend is someone we can count on, as well as being so much more. A friend is someone with whom… — Jennifer Youngs Copy Share Image
I like to make myself laugh. When I'm just sitting with a sketchbook and trying to make myself laugh or trying to… — Barry Blitt Copy Share Image
I think of Wangari Mathai in Kenya. If she started out saying she wanted to plant 20 million trees, she would have… — Frances Moore Lappé Copy Share Image
