Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
They all want to be me. They do! What everybody else says they will do, I've already been doing. They all want… — Paul Broun Copy Share Image
Most people don't get to laugh, be free, dance, be surrounded by this energy. It's important to remind people to take that… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H. W. L. Poonja Copy Share Image
The world is laughing at us. They're laughing at the stupidity of our President [Barack Obama]. Remember he drew the line in… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I am an old-fashioned storyteller. I try to make people laugh and cry. A fiction writer's duty is to entertain. If you… — W. P. Kinsella Copy Share Image
We can try to gain some of the sensibility of some of the indigenous populations of the world or our predecessors 800… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Violence against judges and threats of violence against Judges is on the rise and it is no laughing matter. When leaders attempt… — John Conyers Copy Share Image
I've just been playing the Trout Quintet on the phonograph. Listening to the andantino makes me want to be a trout myself.… — Sophie Scholl Copy Share Image
The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil! — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
One thing I've learned from 35 years in the classroom is that people learn best when they are laughing, when they are… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
The great enemy of creativity is fear. When we're fearful, we freeze up - like a nine-year-old who won't draw pictures, for… — Faith Ringgold Copy Share Image
Pyrotechnically considered, [laughing] is the fire-works of the soul. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
You can feel as brave as Columbus starting for the unknown the first time you enter a Chinese lane full of boys… — Ella Maillart Copy Share Image
“When such as I cast out remorse So great a sweetness flows into the breast We must laugh and we must sing,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Sometimes there are paparazzi that take photos and you don't know they're there. So you're laughing, kicking up your heels and doing… — Dianna Agron Copy Share Image
How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to make my kingdom beautiful, to fill it with fat men and pretty maids and laughing children. I want my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So much of the humor on new sitcoms plays to the lowest common denominator. Wit isn't nearly given as much attention as… — Betty White Copy Share Image
I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image