We laughed and laughed, together and separately, out loud and silently, we were determined to ignore whatever needed to be ignored, to… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Man, you cannot be real," the human said softly. "Why not?" "You just can't." She laughed a little. "Well, I am." He… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“haven’t, have I? I’ve never heard you yawn, cough, or sneeze. Why is that?” Jed laughed… laughed a low but real belly… — Garrett Leigh Copy Share Image
Once you realize that documentation should be laughed at, peed upon, put on fire, and just ridiculed in general, then, and only… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
So if it resonates with fans - and that's always the bottom line, fans have the final say - then I'm sure… — Phil Morris Copy Share Image
“Captain,” she murmured. “I think I’m in love with you.” An eyebrow shot up. She counted six beats of his heart before,… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do… — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
“You’re weird.” “I know.” I lifted my head so my chin rested on his chest. “But you love me?” His lips tipped… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“He looked down, watching her delicate, soft fingers encircle his rock-hard dick and wondering when a hand job had turned him on… — M.K. Schiller Copy Share Image
Schedules on TV are so tight, and it feels like they get tighter and tighter with every passing year. The idea of… — Jessica Raine Copy Share Image
“When I was a little boy, say 17 months old, I lived in the forest. I was raised by bears. We had… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Fears to look bad in front of other people, to say something wrong, to be laughed at - all those fears deprive… — Simon Soloveychik Copy Share Image
“Is that a cow?" Harley laughed out loud. "What do you suppose our barbecue-loving Texas friends are going to say to that?"… — David S. Goyer & Michael Cassutt Copy Share Image
Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“What’s so funny?” “You freak out when I disappear and reappear, but you expect me to stop time.” She laughed, too. “But… — Eva Pohler Copy Share Image
I am in love with you', I responded. He laughed the most beguiling and gentle laugh. 'Of course you are,' he replied.… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
Oh, man," Xavier groaned. "See what you've done--now I'm stressing." "You can't! You're the stable one!" Xavier laughed and I realized his… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
Remember To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the… — Dorian Cox Copy Share Image
There was a guy in the audience and he said a joke and everybody laughed. He said the same joke over and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth, in your own misguided, crazy, PMSing-woman way, I think you’ve been trying to be nice.” My mouth fell open. “Hey!” “You’re… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I said something like, “I’m really sorry you died.” He laughed. I don’t remember exactly what his words were, but he said… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
“What are the funniest famous last words you’ve ever heard?” Lost, Ryan just stared at her. Why did her brain constantly spit… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
An unbearable smug look came over his usually impassive face."Uh-huh. You just keep telling youself that. You looove me." I took a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Yeah, it will be great for later when it’s darker too. I don’t think I should ravish you right here in the… — Lacey Weatherford Copy Share Image
“She told me of your two chief faults, your vanity, and your being, as she termed it, " all wrong about money… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“You’re a people pleaser, aren’t you? You’re the type that can’t stand someone not liking you and showing it.” Raising his head,… — Kate Evangelista Copy Share Image
“Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I like that people can just look at you and know that you are taken, that you are mine.” He closed his… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
C’est moi, c’est moi,’tis I,' I told him. It seemed appropriately melodramatic, though I didn’t know if he’d catch the reference. I… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
By the tons it is coming into this country - the deadly, dreadful poison that racks and tears not only the body,… — Harry J. Anslinger Copy Share Image
How come Mom is crazy and I'm not? Well, it's possible my mom could stand up in front of this many people… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“That narrows down the search quite a bit,” Daniel commented. “But what if you still don’t find her?” “Then I’m still not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When he was present she had no eyes for any one else. Every thing he did, was right. Every thing he said,… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I pitched Jay Hunt the opening scene (prime minister, middle of the night, he's woken up...). She paused, and then she laughed.… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“And I realized that sure Indians were drunk and sad and displaced and crazy and mean but dang we knew how to… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“She gave his fake boob a poke. "What the hell is in here?" He laughed and pulled the top down part of… — R.E. Butler Copy Share Image
“Ty laughed, a carefree, boyish sound, and glanced to his side, distracted by what he saw. “You moved the rug.” “I kitty-cornered… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“She raised her head again. "Aren't you supposed to come over all manly man and forbid the little lady from taking such… — Dana Stabenow Copy Share Image
