Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“New Rule: If one of your news organization's headlines is about who got kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night, you're… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I focused on jobs. I built private sector jobs all my life. That's what the race was about. Who was going to… — Rick Scott Copy Share Image
Simon looked from one of them to the other, and shook his head. “ When did you two get so buddy-buddy? Last… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“At this time, all students are to report to the greenhouse.” Scowling, I waved my arm through the spell. It swirled like… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Never wants to what?” Meet anybody for a drink . Oh, he had to go out last night and meet this television… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Obviously, we've all had disagreements and differences in the past. I suspect we'll have them again in the future. But last night… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“Earlier, she’d been about to walk away—about to leave—when Yellowlegs’s mention of Dorian had stopped her cold. Now she had no choice… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“I got hit on at the bar last night, and this morning I have a black eye. Sometimes you can be so… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
You have to be able to appreciate these things. How many people can say it was a full moon last night and… — Sandy Miller Copy Share Image
“My heart felt like a cold ember. Last night it flamed with hope. Today it was coated with ashes.” — V.C. Andrews Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying… — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
“You look a bit tired,love; haven't you been sleeping well?" "I've been sleeping just fine," she lied. "I was out late last… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe you quit your job after only half a day,” Bird said to Brandon. She looked at me. “He and… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I had a dream last night. You were there. I tried to hide you but they came to take you away. I… — Superman Copy Share Image
Last night I lay awake watching the stars and I thought to myself; 'where the heck is the ceiling?' — Shona Copy Share Image
Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You scared the shit out of me last night, so forgive me if I don't want to hear fine as an answer."… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“A fun thing to do to let off steam after layoffs began was to go into someone's office and send an email… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
“They hang around, hitting on your friends or else you never hear from them again. They call when they’re drunk, or finally… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I want you to know that it is not always easy to love me. That sometimes my chest is a field full… — Ivan E. Coyote Copy Share Image
“Last night... I'm sorry if I was too forward with you." He paused. "Celaena, you're grimacing." Had she been making a face?… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
