You've got to continue to grow, or you're just like last night's cornbread - stale and dry. — Loretta Lynn Copy Share Image
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Last night we were noting, a freelance musician and an unemployed. But you know what we are now? ... Both unemployed?” — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The hardest part is waking up in the morning, remembering what you were trying to forget last night!! — Ayesha_Shah Copy Share Image
“Last night I was stupid. I was still a little bit scared, but I’m not now. I’m over it and I want,… — S.J. McCoy Copy Share Image
“ Thanks for giving me a place to sleep last night, and for the extra blanket. Vi. -Violet's note to Lincoln” — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
“You're not going to believe this, but I had a crazy dream last night.” — Allison Dubois Copy Share Image
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The die is cast. The people have passed the river and cut away the bridge. Last night three cargoes of tea were… — John Adams Copy Share Image
“You’re corrupting me,” David said, sitting up, then felt his cheeks scorch as he recalled just how much corrupting Murdo had done… — Joanna Chambers Copy Share Image
I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account… — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
When I get home I'll still have to unload the dishwasher and clean my room. Last night my mom got so fed… — Stacie Orrico Copy Share Image
“Mark Spitz didn't ask about Harry. You never asked about the characters that disappeared from a Last Night story. You knew the… — Colson Whitehead Copy Share Image
“I can't kill him." Celena "You can do it baby." Rafeal "You told me just last night that you wanted to choke… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Actors are programmed to see the worst. If you're talking about an actor's TV series, you say, 'I loved you last night.'… — Tom Hooper Copy Share Image
I ask my wife last night why she love me? She said because I am funny, has a good sense of humor,… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“Just—let me hold you. That’s all. Hold you and go to sleep.” He smoothed his thumbs over the back of her hands.… — Laura Kinsale Copy Share Image
“the tacit tradition of making small talk with your neighbors springs from the desire to establish commonality, even if you’re talking about… — Martin Lindstrom Copy Share Image
Writing songs is no different than explaining to somebody what you dreamed last night: No one ever gives you crap for what… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
“Why what,my lord?" She watched him look away and stare absentmindedly at the fire, but he refused to let go of her… — Michele Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I expected Dad to do his usual brisk thing and say something like, "Excellent. I will anxiously await your pronouncement on this… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“I woke to a nibble on the shell of my ear. What the… Last night. Last night. Oh my God. Did I?… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
“Patrick leans in for a hug through the open doorway, and in his arms I'm reminded of the other dream I had… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
