Your digestive system is your body's Fun House, whereby food goes on a long, dark, scary ride, taking all kinds of unexpected… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
How could I resist? Look, I love that record and have nothing but great, great memories of my time with BLACK SABBATH… — Ian Gillan Copy Share Image
“You've heard about the knitter's handshake? Two hands go in for the grab-and-shake, but at the last minute, they veer to the… — Clara Parkes Copy Share Image
I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!! — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
My mother taught me that it is important to be prepared for a last-minute polish. — Aerin Lauder Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. He received 99 percent of the vote,… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I paid you five thousand instead and promised the balance only if you made the match. As it turns out, this is… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Brighten up yeah you have problems but so what we all do it wasn't your fault get it through your head it's… — Lisa Copy Share Image
What motivates people to be late?... Some people are drawn to the adrenaline rush of that last-minute sprint to the finish line.… — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
“I would have done just about anything for you back then, even when you got on my nerves. I might have just… — Mariana Zapata Copy Share Image
I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Beard's secret is always to be slightly on the edge but to pull back from disaster at the last minute. — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
I grew up on the East Coast and was going to go to an Ivy League School, but at the last minute… — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
“It was easy enough until they hit atmosphere, when the ship began to buck and pitch, shaking madly as it tumbled through… — R. Wade Hodges Copy Share Image
My mother was an unbeliever - and still is. My father was a nominal Catholic. We would go in to church at… — Frederica Mathewes-Green Copy Share Image
“I always never leave things for the last minute. I leave them for 59 seconds.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
MMA's not like a game like basketball, for example, that if you're winning by 30, 40 points and there's just five minutes… — Demian Maia Copy Share Image
Clint Dempsey scored a last-minute winner to earn Tottenham a 1-1 draw against United. — Alan Brazil Copy Share Image
“I need to give you one last bit of advice in the off chance this rather extraordinary and enviable situation in which… — Marisha Pessl Copy Share Image
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
You are not going to be happy if you lose to a goal in the last minute. It is difficult to take… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
'Entertainment Tonight' would send me out to do interviews with musicians like Sting and Coldplay, and I was able to watch how… — John Tesh Copy Share Image
Something that comics afford me is being able to change my mind at the last minute. — Charles Forsman Copy Share Image
