Lap Quotes · Page 7

Most people hate cell phone use on trains; I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do, read…

— Liza Mundy

My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here [in her lap]. I'm fine, I turned out…

— Freddie Prinze, Jr

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same…

— Alfred North Whitehead

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand…

— Lilian Jackson Braun

Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!

— Mae West

It is no religion to have for one's wife a girl who is fit only to sit in one's lap, it is…

— Mahatma Gandhi

Let the space under the first storey be dark, let the water lap the stone posts, and vivid green slime glimmer upon…

— Denise Levertov

Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered.

— Franz Grillparzer

You could have gotten a car with GPS," Total said helpfully. Yes," I said "Or we could have brought along a dog…

— James Patterson

With the help of a friend I got father into a wagon, when the crowd had gone. I held his head in…

— Buffalo Bill

Gradually, they learned that politics is fundamentally a great business, a struggling and a haggling for advantages, over whose lap collects the…

— Friedrich Naumann

He put the box in Kahlan's lap. As she picked it up, she gave him the biggest smile he had ever seen.…

— Terry Goodkind

Holding this soft, small living creature in my lap this way, though, and seeing how it slept with complete trust in me,…

— Haruki Murakami

But Sam turned to Bywater, and so came back up the Hill, as day was ending once more. And he went on,…

— Anonymous

I’m really proud of my team. They have given me great cars all year long. Today, we finally got to show what…

— Joey Logano

I need your help.” Royce looked up as if his head weighed a hundred pounds, his eyes red, his face ashen. He…

— Michael J. Sullivan

Ancient poets and sages have called the earth the mother of all things. They could hardly have chosen a more attractive name,…

— Jonas Hallgrimsson

The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He…

— David Wong

crawling up into daddy's lap when dad was still DADDY nodding my head against his chest soaking in the comfort of his…

— Ellen Hopkins

Though freedom and wealth are both good things which most of us desire and though we often need both to obtain what…

— Friedrich August von Hayek

That was a frustrating race for me. I pushed as hard as possible at the start on the medium tyres whilst everyone…

— Pastor Maldonado

Still sitting, he reached out and pulled me toward him. We stayed there, looking at each other, his hand still wrapped in…

— Kelley Armstrong

Down you go, but all the while you feel suspended and buoyed as you somersault in slow motion like a somnolent tumbler…

— Vladimir Nabokov

We lie in the lap of immense intelligence, which makes us receivers of its truth and organ of its activity. When we…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.

— Erma Bombeck

O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to…

— Fanny Fern

Winning is euphoric, but it lasts a short time. You've got to lap it up, then move on to the next thing.…

— Stephanie Gilmore

How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap?

— Derek Tangye

The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" - the…

— George Will

My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to…

— Lev L. Spiro

There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of…

— Christopher Abraham

When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.

— Kristan Higgins

Somewhere "out there," beyond the walls of the courthouse, run currents and tides of public opinion which lap at the courtroom door.

— William Rehnquist

Autumn Into earth's lap does throw Brown apples gay in a game of play, As the equinoctials blow.

— Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

Stella: And when he comes back I cry on his lap like a baby.. [she smiles to herself] Blanche: I guess that…

— Tennessee Williams

We dropped our troubles into the lap of the storyteller, and they turned into someone else's.

— Naomi Shihab Nye

Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.

— Edward Abbey

I put everything in that last lap, it was very emotional when I crossed the line. It was all I had, I…

— Sebastian Vettel

I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them.

— Annette Bening

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip…

— Bill Cosby