If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Such a man, truly wise, creams off Nature leaving the sour and the dregs for philosophy and reason to lap up. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
We started on the pole but by Lap 150 we were ninth or 10th and we were struggling. The car was sliding… — Kasey Kahne Copy Share Image
What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap? — Ian O'Doherty Copy Share Image
The secret of popular writing is never to put more on a given page than the common reader can lap off it… — Ezra Pound Copy Share Image
Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
You're in the lap of the gods. If people go, they go, and if they don't. — Sam Mendes Copy Share Image
Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Jill told me that when you're really in love, you know right away. I'm not exactly sure how this happens. Is it… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Don't touch my napkin. I do not want the server to pick up the napkin and put it on my lap. I… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
Look round this universe. What an immense profusion of beings, animated and organized, sensible and active! You admire this prodigious variety and… — David Hume Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
Precious few are those who can live in the lap of luxury ... who can keep their moral, spiritual and financial equilibrium… — Charles R. Swindoll Copy Share Image
I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them. — Annette Bening Copy Share Image
My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
It is no religion to have for one's wife a girl who is fit only to sit in one's lap, it is… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
She's one of those third year girls who gripe my liver... You know, American college kids. They come over here to take… — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
When I went into the last lap I was regretting a bit that it was over. I was enjoying again the first… — Sebastian Vettel Copy Share Image
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He… — David Wong Copy Share Image
I met my first turkey at an animal sanctuary in 2000. The sanctuary owner brought out a turkey named Olivia who had… — Karen Dawn Copy Share Image
crawling up into daddy's lap when dad was still DADDY nodding my head against his chest soaking in the comfort of his… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
