Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
We have the - the longest, friendliest border, you know, for the - for the longest time in the history - in… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
So that all the people who say, you know, "All the media hates America." A lot of the media does hate America… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
To call me a partisan hack is ludicrous. [...] I am the least partisan person I know. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
To politicize a man's tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn't it? — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Rich people making their houses bigger in order to make their lives happier wind up hurting their own marriages. There's a deep irony here.… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk man cross… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
The American Nazi party and the KKK don't really exist in a meaningful way. They may have an office or website. But they are… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Canada, by others in the global family, is, for some reason, taken seriously. They have about 30 million people. They have some natural resources. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
The average Liberian, it turns out, does not share the same assumptions as the average black Methodist minister from Chicago. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
I feel like I've known Hunter S. Thompson for most of my life. I first encountered him in 1981, when I was 12. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Politicians are interesting people, most of them are smart and hard-working-I mean, they keep schedules no one else would think of keeping. Some of… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own people. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture. It didn't seem very effective. They seem to be… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Since 1978 for the bottom half of the wealth distribution male median wages have actually gone down. And I think that's a crucial reason.… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
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