Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t. — The Situation Children Copy Share Image
Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid. — The Situation Hardcore Copy Share Image
If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results. — The Situation Good Good Copy Share Image
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left… — The Situation Salt and pepper Copy Share Image
If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried, but it backfired. — The Situation Backfired Copy Share Image
I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnies room by herself. — The Situation Copy Share Image
You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA say… — The Situation Football Copy Share Image
Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking up with the Ronnie look-a-like. — The Situation Deena Possibly Copy Share Image
If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in… — The Situation Food Copy Share Image
Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma,… — The Situation Holiday Copy Share Image
JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got a little taste of a smack myself. — The Situation Funny workout Copy Share Image
On Jersey Shore, people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see… — The Situation Dancing Copy Share Image
I am a real genuine guy, with a big heart. Nothing makes me happier than helping out the people that I care… — The Situation Big heart Copy Share Image
Hopefully by the end of the year, I'll be in a movie. There's only so long you can rule the reality world.… — The Situation Another year Copy Share Image
Concerning my physique I have always been naturally lean. However, my workout routine consists of weight training and cardio every day with… — The Situation Every day Copy Share Image
As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone. — The Situation Freedom Copy Share Image
I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya… — The Situation Table Copy Share Image
While Im walking, I do it. On airplanes, I do it. In cars, I do it, so when somebody asks, Hey, can… — The Situation Airplanes Copy Share Image
I shoot for the stars, If I get to the moon, Im OK with that. — The Situation Astronomy Copy Share Image
Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers. — The Situation Checkers Copy Share Image
Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want? — The Situation Jams Copy Share Image
When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police for me, this is either some lawyer,… — The Situation Door Like Copy Share Image
Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if she did & she was damned if… — The Situation Damned Copy Share Image
The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a matter of time before shes gonna pull… — The Situation Matter of time Copy Share Image
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten. — The Situation Crush Copy Share Image
If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan, you're pale & if you don't do… — The Situation Clothes Copy Share Image
You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me.. — The Situation Grab Copy Share Image
We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to… — The Situation Hair Straight Copy Share Image
Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love… — The Situation Body love Copy Share Image
Every day when I wake up I gotta go to the gym. I arrange my other activities around my workout. I have… — The Situation Every day Copy Share Image
In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus… — The Situation Friendship Copy Share Image
Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for… — The Situation Programming Copy Share Image
I believe I was portrayed as a humorous, good-looking ladies' man. I pretty much ran the house and did what I wanted.… — The Situation Humor Copy Share Image
I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in the back of my mind I'm thinkin'… — The Situation Psychology Copy Share Image
I'm not a hater. If there's a guy out there that's ripped, I will definitely compliment him. But I know that The… — The Situation Compliment Copy Share Image
Fame definitely hasn't changed me. As for my cast mates, I can't really speak about that. I'm not one to point the… — The Situation Changed Copy Share Image
I take pride in anything I do, whether it's film, interviews, or appearances. Wherever I go, the venue is sold-out. There are… — The Situation Pride Copy Share Image
I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or anything that has to do with Deena's… — The Situation Time Copy Share Image
