You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Women play with their beauty as children do with their knives. They wound themselves with it. — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Needy knife-grinder! whither are ye going? Rough is the road, your wheel is out of order; Bleak blows the blast-your hat has… — George Canning Copy Share Image
My father came back one day and forced my mother to submit to him. He raped her, holding a knife. — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
When you have known the kiss of a flaying knife, a laugh loses all its power to hurt you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thought of being with Shay Wilder makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a butter knife — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
And is not the lute that soothes your spirit the very wood that was hollowed with knives? — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
Here stands a girl clutching a knife. There is grease on the stove, blood in the air, and angry words piled in… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I remember my father checking on a mountain kid who hadn't been coming to school. My father had this beautiful Harris tweed… — Charles Frazier Copy Share Image
There are knives that glitter like altars In a dark church Where they bring the cripple and the imbecile To be healed.… — Charles Simic Copy Share Image
I often see how you sob over what you destroy, how you want to stop and just worship; and you do stop,… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
“George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
The bathroom door swings open. Emma sees the blood painting my skin and the red rivers carved on my body. Emma sees… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I am an ordinary sort of fellow, not braver than other people, but I hate to see a good man downed, and… — John Buchan Copy Share Image
But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the same well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. And… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
I said, "OK, Ammon [Hennacy], I will try that." He said, "You came into the world armed to the teeth. With an… — Utah Phillips Copy Share Image
Then she did see it there - just a face, peering through the curtains, hanging in midair like a mask. A head-scarf… — Robert Bloch Copy Share Image
At least, you two have decent manners," says Effie as we're finishing the main course. "The pair last year ate everything with… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like a knife. In the hands of a well-balanced adult it is an instrument for good of inestimable value; but… — Leo Baekeland Copy Share Image
“I stared down at my hands and saw the blood coat them, how warm and real something felt when it wasn’t just… — Charlotte Munro Copy Share Image
First,” he said, coming behind me and placing his hands on the counter, just outside of mine, “choose your tomato.” He dipped… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
All I knew about Ireland before I went there was what I learned from watching soap commercials all my life. I was… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom. — Paget Brewster Copy Share Image
Reality is like a face reflected in the blade of a knife; its properties depend on the angle from which we view… — Hsing Yun Copy Share Image
I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words 'phenomenology' or 'structuralism', I reach for my buck knife. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
What kind of knife is this?” Locke held a rounded buttering utensil up for Chains’ inspection. “It’s all wrong. You couldn’t kill… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
When someone holds a knife to your throat it's easy to be scared. It's not hard to imagine what it would be… — Famke Janssen Copy Share Image
Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back. — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image
How do you 'accidentally' kill a noble man in his own mansion?" "With a knife in the chest. Or, rather, a pair… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
People will knife you in the back for a stinking crumb and then go on with their lives as if you’re nothing… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is.… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Vores's settings fit Torgove's voice like a knife's sheath; they are alert to the harmony of every poem and to every shift… — Richard Dyer Copy Share Image
I carry a knife with me so I can cut images out of cardboard boxes. I'm always cutting cardboard. Especially every Thursday,… — Micah Lexier Copy Share Image
COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ……THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER… — The Rev Copy Share Image
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
Selling records is fantastic. But if you're not loving what you do, and if everybody is throwing knives at you, it can… — Wes Borland Copy Share Image
God created the world just like a knife and left it up to us to take it by the handle or the… — C.J. Langenhoven Copy Share Image
the best way to sharpen a knife is not to whet one side of it only. And neither can you solve a… — Ama Ata Aidoo Copy Share Image