For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Listen, the story of the United States is this: One kid, without anything, walks out of his house, down the road, with… — T Bone Burnett Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I thought I saw a ghost in the forest when I was on a bush walk, like… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
My major goal is to take my bathrobe off before the kids get home from school. — Matthew Weiner Copy Share Image
I am lucky in that I love what I do, but it can still be hard to be away from the kids… — Rebecca Ferguson Copy Share Image
So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I have two little kids, and they both came out completely different, with their own personalities. — Nigel Barker Copy Share Image
I am thrilled - I can't stress that enough - thrilled when I see kids getting active. — Harvey Fierstein Copy Share Image
I have so much joy in my life. I love my husband and kids so much. So much love. I'm also more… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
Kids are super-independent. This is the time when you don't need your parents for a story anymore. You have a great degree… — Mo Willems Copy Share Image
One day, when I was about eight years old, some kids pushed me on stage at school during a talent show because… — Mavis Staples Copy Share Image
Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
The welfare state has done to Black Americans what slavery (and Jim Crow and racism) could not have done. . .break up… — John Stossel Copy Share Image
Kids don't like being put into boxes, and your kid can act in different ways in different situations. — Rosalind Wiseman Copy Share Image
I am a little discouraged and irritated at the welfare recipient families growing in size all the time. Those of us who… — Hilmar Moore Copy Share Image
And yes, Holden would keep those kids from falling off the cliff, but WHO WOULDN'T? Does she think I would just fold… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I grew up feeling like a weirdo like many kids do. But I was lucky to find my own home for peculiar… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, nobody told me I was good-looking. I wish they had. I would've had a better time. — Robert Redford Copy Share Image
My brother was always in bands and on the road when I was a kid and he was my inspiration. He never… — Jimmy Chamberlin Copy Share Image
I unconsciously decided that, even if it wasn't an ideal world, it should be. So I painted only the ideal aspects of… — Norman Rockwell Copy Share Image
I was fifteen, or sixteen. I was in high school. I was spending a summer in California with my second cousins. And… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
With every year that passes, I get further away from my target audience, and while I've been happy to think of myself… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
