“Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly, the last occasion on which… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“How devastated I am to say that I will not be present at your petite soiree on June 10th. Unfortunately, the exceptionally weak drinks… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“As distasteful as it is to decline your invitation, I'm afraid that it is preferable to attending yet another half-assed weekend eating gunky canapes… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“How can I deal with annoying persons in a way that utterly crushes them without tarnishing my carefully developed reputation or extending my already… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“This “who’s on top” banter continues until one wrestler (who has slyly gone to hide behind a chair) leaps upon his rival with an… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
