Keeping it real Quotes by Anonymous · Page 13

Now I know the reason why they say If you love someone set them free. It hurts but it's true.

— Anonymous

Every time I trust someone new, they end up reminding me why I shouldn't trust anyone at all.

— Anonymous

If you don't have anything nice to say... say it anyways. That bitch needs to hear the truth.

— Anonymous

They say that money can't solve problems, but I'm pretty sure it would solve my money problem.

— Anonymous

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

— Anonymous

Ladies, admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think, 'Wow, this is Awesome!'

— Anonymous

People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments.

— Anonymous

If you're going to start a fire you betta be prepared to deal with tha heat and feel tha burns.

— Anonymous

As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by some ugly asshole…

— Anonymous

Have you realized that people will tell you they care, but they don't seem to show it unless you get sick, die,…

— Anonymous

Those women who say men are the same are the ones who have not changed themselves and keep on attracting the same…

— Anonymous

Forgive those who insult you attack you or take you for granted. But more than this forgive yourself for allowing them to…

— Anonymous

Please dont think your special cause my ex do the things I taught him women love that dont make you special it…

— Anonymous

You can keep on feeling yourself. I'll be with somebody else. you need to keep it real with yourself, before you end…

— Anonymous

No calls? I understand. No texts? I understand. You're busy? I understand. When you see me with someone else, I hope YOU…

— Anonymous

Whenever I finish a test early, I make sure to wait 'til someone else turns it in so I don't look like…

— Anonymous

Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.

— Anonymous

Keeping it real must be something truly hard to do, because everyone just seems fake these days.

— Anonymous

Lets face it, we've all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student.

— Anonymous

If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass!

— Anonymous

A real man never stops trying to show a woman how much she means to him, even after he's got her.

— Anonymous

Keep it simple, don't over do your self. Because simple is classy, and overdoing it looks trashy.

— Anonymous

Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good.

— Anonymous

The worst thing you can do is continuously try to talk to someone who wants nothing to do with you

— Anonymous

'Do you have a cell phone?' Translation: I want your number but I don't want to make this awkward.

— Anonymous

If you're Talking behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

— Anonymous

Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service...

— Anonymous

Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.

— Anonymous

Sometimes I wish people were like money so when I put them in the light I know which ones are real.

— Anonymous

Hi, I'm a girl. I run from guys that want to make me happy and fight for the ones that make me…

— Anonymous

Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...

— Anonymous

Its Throwback Thursday on Instagram...Chicks showing us how much they fell off since High School...

— Anonymous

If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock.

— Anonymous

Admit it you once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get into trouble.

— Anonymous

Don't be mad cause I don't care anymore, be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see it.

— Anonymous

A woman wants to do many things with one guy, but a man wants to do just one thing with every woman.

— Anonymous

Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth.

— Anonymous

When someone says 'be honest' what they really mean is: lie to me, but be as convincing as possible.

— Anonymous

Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?

— Anonymous

Sometimes saying that you dated somebody is just a polite way of saying we banged a couple of times.

— Anonymous