Keeping it real Quotes by Anonymous · Page 11

If you're not doing better than the person you're talking about, I suggest you STFU!

— Anonymous

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

— Anonymous

A REAL man can spend quality time with his girl without trying to have sex with her.

— Anonymous

Keeping it real must be a staple of all that we do! What's anything minus integrity!

— Anonymous

Girls always find things out, they might not say anything right away, but they know.

— Anonymous

I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate.

— Anonymous

Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN...

— Anonymous

I'd rather be labeled as fake for being real. Than be praised as real for being fake.

— Anonymous

Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after…

— Anonymous

If you're going to keep your past alive and it's keeping you from moving forward, then I don't want to be part…

— Anonymous

Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no…

— Anonymous

People can laugh at me , hurt me , lie on me , diss me. But all that they've done won't effect…

— Anonymous

Heard it all before...played the fool before, I believed you yes I did..but your lies anit working now, I had to shut…

— Anonymous

I'm not a controlling boyfriend but if I had a girlfriend she wouldn't be tweeting half the stuff some of you 'taken'…

— Anonymous

Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help…

— Anonymous

Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.

— Anonymous

I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google.

— Anonymous

If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'No!'

— Anonymous

Always treat people the way you want to be treated. Karma is only a b*tch if you are.

— Anonymous

Its better to pursue your happiness , rather than to let people continuously ruin it.

— Anonymous

Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball.

— Anonymous

Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal.

— Anonymous

Newton's Third Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

— Anonymous

I swear if I fall for you, you better as hell catch me, or I'll pull you down with me.

— Anonymous

I wonder if Michael Jackson actually looks like he did in the Thriller video by now...

— Anonymous

Don't say sorry to somebody for opening up... that's like saying sorry for being real.

— Anonymous

When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade. Then remember, free is NOT always better.

— Anonymous

I really don't give a f*ck about your graduation party. I only came for the free food.

— Anonymous

Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.

— Anonymous

'You look tired.' is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like sh*t.

— Anonymous

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind.

— Anonymous

We all think that raising our phones 6 inches in the air will give us better service...

— Anonymous

I'm sorry if you don't like me. But the truth is, I don't plan on changing for anybody.

— Anonymous

There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an reunion show!

— Anonymous

Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again.

— Anonymous

Keeping to myself staying blessed not giving a damn Ignoring negativity living my life.

— Anonymous

Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

— Anonymous

I'd rather a person tell me what we need to work on rather than telling social networks.

— Anonymous

You can give me a chance and treat me right or you can watch someone else do it for you.

— Anonymous

Its not the next day until I go to sleep and wake up , unless its my b day or Christmas.

— Anonymous