Ladies are getting their hearts broken because they're dating with boys, not men — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a girl says, 'I hate drama,' there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say, 'It's a long story,' it usually means I just don't want to tell you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything tastes TERRIBLE after you brush your teeth...especially orange juice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a photo as 'gdhagfdgvsl' because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't dwell on the past. If it didn't happen then, it's not going to happen now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my past is something you can't handle, my future is something you WON'T be in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All them months, all them memories and what for? Misery at the end and heartbreak — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I could go back and change everything, I'd leave it all the same because ive learned a lot from this thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know why people assume you're jealous of everything you hate. If I hate you I just fu*king hate you! Nothing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have so much history with someone you just can't close the book , you have too rip that page out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
High school = A bunch of girls who waste their lives belittling and backstabbing other girls to make themselves look better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slut One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons. Not a girl who wears short skirts & has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't reach for anything new If your hands are still full of yesterdays junk! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females are sluts, guys are players, that's just how it is and everyone knows it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now a days people changes their relationships like they change their underwear... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't be straight up and honest with me, then don't be anything with me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every guy needs a girl bestfriend to show them how to treat a LADY the RIGHT way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who describe things as 'better than sex' are having the wrong kind of sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If her job description on Facebook says, 'Model,' she's most likely unemployed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An excuse is worse and more pathetic than a lie...For an excuse is a lie guarded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it; Once in your life, you've tried to guess someone's password but failed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bruno Mars may catch a grenade for you but we catch hundreds, sincerely The Army. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many people dont deserve what they get and many people dont get what they deserve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no panic like trying to press 'End Call' when you make an accidental call. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, men are like mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fake tan. Fake smile. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell me again how you want a real man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The past can't be forgotten, changed, edited,or erased...It can only be accepted... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Know better or you suffer the consequences. seriously, choose your mistakes wisely. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them moving or breathing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people don't like telling the truth... And some people can't handle hearing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should introduce your upper lip to your lower lip sometime and shut the f*ck up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image