Keeping it real Quotes by Anonymous · Page 8

There are always those two teachers...that are totally having an affair!

— Anonymous

On the phone; 'Well, I better get going.' = I'm tired of talking to you.

— Anonymous

I make weird faces in photos because its better to look ugly on purpose.

— Anonymous

Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced.

— Anonymous

I want someone who will stay with me no matter how hard I am to be with.

— Anonymous

Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, whats to destroy?

— Anonymous

Men are supposed to love & protect their women. Not hurt and betray them.

— Anonymous

Too many females want to be 'Models' not enough want to be 'Role Models.'

— Anonymous

There's hell in hello , good in goodbye , liein believe , over in lover, end in friend, ex in next , and if in life.

— Anonymous

No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole.

— Anonymous

When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.

— Anonymous

Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.

— Anonymous

; Instead of thinking what is wrong with everyone else, Why not look at your own shit and figure that train wreck out.

— Anonymous

Every professor is like tell us something fun about yourself I'm just sitting here like, 'Im weird as fuck, honestly.'

— Anonymous

You must be a leader in life. Never fall into the role of a follower, it will cause you to fall when…

— Anonymous

So sad that most of the guys nowadays give up so quickly on girls they like and choose those who will easily…

— Anonymous

While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook...I hate people.

— Anonymous

Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven't ruined.

— Anonymous

Whoever said money doesn't grow from trees obviously has never sold weed!

— Anonymous

You know you're not sorry if you cheated you're just sorry you got caught.

— Anonymous

I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

— Anonymous

Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?

— Anonymous

Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.

— Anonymous

They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.

— Anonymous

Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.

— Anonymous

I always assume that every gas truck I see on the road is about to explode.

— Anonymous

Admit it, at some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.

— Anonymous

; I have been through enough, to know that God is going to take care of me.

— Anonymous

We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with.

— Anonymous

Music, Sleep, Sex, and video games are the most effective stress relievers.

— Anonymous

You have to be real with yourself, before you can be real with anyone else.

— Anonymous

You don't need to tell the world how real you are, YOU MUST SHOW the world.

— Anonymous

Hurting someone with the truth is better than making them happy with a lie.

— Anonymous

When someone say's I like your shirt.. I look down to see what I'm wearing.

— Anonymous

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

— Anonymous

The phrase, 'Don't take this the wrong way' has a zero percent success rate.

— Anonymous

Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid.

— Anonymous

When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days.

— Anonymous

Facebook should have an optional newsfeed that includes weddings and babies.

— Anonymous

A good girl should be able to make a guy smile without taking her shirt off.

— Anonymous