Keeping it real Quotes by Anonymous · Page 7

The karma of fucking over a good girl, is the bitch you end up with.

— Anonymous

It's a real shame that vibrators can't kill spiders or mow the lawn.

— Anonymous

Condoms should change colors when they come in contact with STD'S...

— Anonymous

Even if I had a pocket full of f*cks, I still wouldn't give you one.

— Anonymous

My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days.

— Anonymous

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies.

— Anonymous

Dear Boys, Being a dick isnt going to make yours bigger. Just saying.

— Anonymous

Don't expect to get what you give. Not everyone has a heart like you.

— Anonymous

One day you're gonna remember me and how much I loved you .. then you're gonna hate yourself for letting me go ..

— Anonymous

Everything you do has consequences , good or bad just because it hasn't caught up to you yet doesn't mean it won't

— Anonymous

Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women.

— Anonymous

Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online.

— Anonymous

Your life is the most exclusive event you'll ever attend. Not everyone is meant to be on the red carpet beside you.

— Anonymous

Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. YEAH we still exist.

— Anonymous

Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single.

— Anonymous

In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new…

— Anonymous

Pretending to read your birthday card after the money's fallen out...

— Anonymous

If Men are dogs, then women are cats! But only cats cover their shit!

— Anonymous

I'm not a second option. You either choose me or you fucking lose me.

— Anonymous

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

— Anonymous

I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality no one gives a f-ck.

— Anonymous

A good guy is like a four leaf clover. Lucky to have but hard to find.

— Anonymous

If you don't work, you don't eat. If you don't grind, you don't shine!

— Anonymous

If the sheets are still on the bed when its over, your doing it wrong.

— Anonymous

Girls, if you want us guys to come over you have to give us gas money!

— Anonymous

If you are not prepared to take risks, you cant expect to get results.

— Anonymous

When guys say they only fuck with dimes and you see then with a penny.

— Anonymous

It's just Facebook, I wish people would keep it real and stop frontin.

— Anonymous

Music and sleep are two of the greatest ways to escape from everything.

— Anonymous

Your D**K does not make u a man it makes u a MALE! DON'T GET IT TWISTED

— Anonymous

Bitch stop lying and keep it real, you know damn well you can't see me.

— Anonymous

I don't care what anybody says, if google can't find it, you're fucked.

— Anonymous

Opinions aren't facts, stop worrying about what people think about you.

— Anonymous

I change the date on my homework to make it seem like I did it earlier.

— Anonymous

One does not simply drive home from McDonalds without eating any fries.

— Anonymous

The truth is always hard to find because it is covered by bunch of lies

— Anonymous

Girls, did you know...That uhm,...Your boobs. ....Go inside your shirt.

— Anonymous

Hoes only come in between you and your man, because they don't have one!

— Anonymous

I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

— Anonymous

Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass.

— Anonymous