When you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's either a new car...or a new girl! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are not Like minded which causes conflict ,therefore he seeks material and I seek self — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're waiting alone in the car...everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always mean what I say... I may not always mean to say it loud, but I always meant it!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be that person who drops all their friends the moment they get into a relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone isn't important enough, to tell them the truth, why tell them anything at all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know why he treats you the way he does? Because you throw yourself on the ground and act like a rug… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fast replies make me feel like you actually want to talk to me. But slow replies make me think you're talking to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No woman is ever too tired for sex. Sometimes, we'd just rather spend our energy on things that we actually get something… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loyal women are being treated like hoes and hoes are being treated like loyal women. That's the problem with relationships today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear summer, slow your shit down. I am not ready for waking up early, long classes, annoying people, and all that other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a superficial, dramatic, makeup caked, bra stuffing, leg spreading, whore. If you can't accept that, you don't deserve me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real man isn't a player. Little boys play games. A real man works for what he wants then appreciates it once… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For guys, its bros over hoes. For chicks, its chicks over dicks. For me, its whoever has my back over them fake… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I'll be there...Just in case it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again...' Said no girl ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all take off our 3D glasses during a movie to see how it looks without them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look at love like this , if you wouldn't die for them then you don't have love for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, when your crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only time I open my books to do homework is when I can't think of anything else to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes blood isn't thicker than water and family will cross you quicker than strangers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretty girls arent stuck up. Theyre just tired of the same guys all wanting the same thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a 50% chance you won't like me. There's a 100% chance I won't change because of it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weed , Drugs , clothes , & Swag does NOT make you a boss. Diplomas , Degree's , & Jobs do . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who can't be real and keep it real have a hard time remembering exactly who they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are two reasons why we don't trust people: 1. We don't know them. 2. We do know them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could give me 43 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Why try to make everyone happy, when all you do is make yourself miserable in the process. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use xy+(4 20) > x-5y[2+9-7] in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to heal the wound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kept it real with you so keep it real with me. See there ain't no love if you don't trust me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image