I monitor the food my players eat on a Friday night. It's no good if they've had two vindaloos and a kebab. — Iain Dowie Copy Share Image
When you think about a barbecue, most people think of slabs of ribs, but you don't need to do that in today's… — G. Garvin Copy Share Image
I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house. — Zlatan Ibrahimovic Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
The Arab peoples possess an ancient and highly developed civilization that is in many ways more sophisticated than our own. For instance,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
