To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say,… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're supposed to… — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I… — Eugene Ormandy Copy Share Image
I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out… — DaniAlla And Her BFF Copy Share Image
Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
