Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps… — Shane Black Copy Share Image
Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
I like that we don't have to come out the first 10 minutes and score, you know, with joke, joke, joke. We… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
Baltimore has been a punchline/punching bag for years - I've landed a few blows, to be fair - but those old jokes… — Laura Lippman Copy Share Image
I started my own foundation. If you aren't familiar with it, it's called 'Febreezing the homeless.' Who would you rather give money… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
[ The aim to be big] is not a joke about my size. It's just that I'm a dreamer, but I'm following… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Nine out of ten English chefs have their names on their chests. Who do they think they are? They're dreamers. They're jokes.… — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
You think a student leaves each week because they are out of the academy. This is just a cover up to hide… — David Sneddon Copy Share Image
The sad thing is, I was discovering that you almost have to make a joke of being good to strangers. Up and… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex they will call it a phone call so that… — Zak Copy Share Image
They make a fuss about Hogsmeade, but I assure you, Harry, it's not all it's cracked up to be. All right, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember every player-every single one-who wore the Tennessee orange, a shade that our rivals hate, a bold, aggravating color that you… — Pat Summitt Copy Share Image
Is there any other way to Erudite headquarters?" I say. "Not that I now of," says Cara. "Unless you want to jump… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I think any decent comedy worth its salt has to have heart, otherwise it's just a bunch of jokes. I think people… — Tom Bennett Copy Share Image
One would understand a ban on surrogate advertising, but to completely ban [smoking] is ridiculous, a joke taken too far. — Mahesh Bhatt Copy Share Image
The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency. — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
I love hanging around folks that love to crack jokes and pay their bills lol, and must love Baskin Robbins lol ctfu — Joe Collins Jr Copy Share Image
The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past.… — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
It's the nature of cable news that we [TV hosts] do a lot of clipping and quoting of other broadcasts and outlets,… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I heard some interesting things about your performance up here." "I hear interesting things about your 'performance' all the time Doug, but… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and… — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
An old paleontological in joke proclaims that mammalian evolution is a tale told by teeth mating to produce slightly altered descendant teeth. — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
I have Bob Dylan lyrics on my ribs. I'm a diehard Dylan fan, and my dad and I joke that if I… — Carly Chaikin Copy Share Image
They can crack jokes. They can sit back and analyze and criticize and make all the fun they want. But I'm living… — Kai Greene Copy Share Image
I had always been - everybody kind of likes comedy. I was very interested in comedy, beyond just liking it. I had… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving,… — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It's always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a… — Herbert Gold Copy Share Image
She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity." "You're saying she's a mood swing?" He shrugged. "Or… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and… — Mike Epps Copy Share Image
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