Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is. — Dick Dale Copy Share Image
My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11. — Adora Svitak Copy Share Image
“It was a joke to the extent in the context of the views that speech.” — Herman Cain Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier. What a joke! My 2 sons serving… — Cindy McCain Copy Share Image
I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
The coming-of-age story has sort of become a joke. It's something to capitalize on, and that is painful because when you are… — Mae Whitman Copy Share Image
Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood... she just… — Saina Nehwal Copy Share Image
I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
Comedy is a very personal thing, as you would know if you've ever told the same joke to two people and had… — Andrew Denton Copy Share Image
I'd been writing jokes since I was 16, not very good ones though, but I was always trying to make my mates laugh. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What makes our marriage holy, what makes it "set apart" and sacramental, isn't the marriage certificate filed away in the basement or… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I remember watching an old Dracula movie once with Alphonse and having him laugh himself sick at the sight of a vamp… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
What am I doing with my life am I living it or am I just going to some hum drum job that… — Kai Greene Copy Share Image
Everyone seems to assume that the unscrupulous parts of journalism will be the frivolous or jocular parts. This is against all ethical… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
It's easy to play fun forms, surfaces, and languages against each other. Teenagers do this every day, producing winning memes from random… — Torbjørn Rødland Copy Share Image
The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Life as such has to be taken as a cosmic joke - and then suddenly you relax because there is nothing to… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power. — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke. — David Rees Copy Share Image
Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. — Stella Benson Copy Share Image
I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Now that I had assigned myself an act without jokes, I gave myself a rule. Never let them know I was bombing” — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See? — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke. — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt. — Bobby Farrelly Copy Share Image
Let's never be stupid again. WAIT! Lets always be stupid! Forever! — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
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