That name was a kind of joke, and not a very good one. An author, Leon Lederman, wanted to call it 'that… — Peter Higgs Copy Share Image
What’ cha doing out here all alone? Did you forget how to find Sanctuary? (Simi) No. I want to be alone for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When NASA first started sending astronauts up, they quicky discovered that ball pens won't work in zero gravity. . To overcome this… — VincentGangte Copy Share Image
There is no reason why a joke should not be appreciated more than once. Imagine how little good music there would be… — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
The power of women! I've never felt so full of mysterious power. Men are a joke. We're so weak physically, so helpless… — John Fowles Copy Share Image
I think a huge amount of it is because of the Internet. Every single thing in the world is accessible with a… — David Schwimmer Copy Share Image
Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
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I always wanted to strip. I'm sort of one of those people who would walk past a strip club and while everybody… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
“Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no other choice but to… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
Ed Woolard, his mentor on the Apple board, pressed Jobs for more than two years to drop the interim in front of… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories,… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sometimes joke that I am the first writer of historical fiction who can look out his window and point to the… — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
The British often shy away from any cinematic interpretation of real sex. They sometimes have what I call "subtle sex," which is… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
All the time the joke is that the word "mine" in its fully possessive sense cannot be uttered by a human being… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Modern Christians, especially those in the Western world, have generally been found wanting in the area of holiness of body. Gluttony and… — Jerry Bridges Copy Share Image
I know 9 things about you right now. 1. You are reading this. 2. You are human. 3. You can't say the… — Zak Copy Share Image
They tell us that we live in a great free republic; that our institutions are democratic; that we are a free and… — Eugene V. Debs Copy Share Image
“One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s… — Elisabeth Van den Abeele Copy Share Image
They all think any minute I'm going to commit suicide. What a joke. The truth of course is the exact opposite: suicide… — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Clary screamed out loud as he fell like a stone- And landed lightly on his feet just in front of her. Clary… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I presume that each country will have a different response to each joke. But mostly what I've seen is that everyone has… — John Michael McDonagh Copy Share Image
I'm a diplomat by nature. I help find the middle ground. I crack a joke and use humour to help resolve potentially… — Ronnie Wood Copy Share Image
Stand-up life is really hard. At one point, I got so paralyzed I could write five screenplays before I could write three… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
One of the great things about humor is, you can slip things past people with humor, you can use it as a… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“He had a curiously stunted sense of humor and loved practical jokes that veered dangerously close to cruelty. Once on a hot… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
We live in a world with "free" content, and this freedom is not an imperfection. We listen to the radio without paying… — Lawrence Lessig Copy Share Image
I think having a good life prompts it... anybody who has a good life and looks around them sees the enormous disparity… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
I describe it ( the new aesthetics) 'radically': I say aesthetics = human being. That is a radical formula. I set the… — Joseph Beuys Copy Share Image
I am so pathetic with machines in real life, it's not a joke. I'd rather walk, or even run, than take the… — Bipasha Basu Copy Share Image
Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be… — Tippi Hedren Copy Share Image
My parents left Iran in 1979 and moved to France and then moved to the U.S. My brother was born in France… — Rostam Batmanglij Copy Share Image
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