John Deere Quotes

John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

— Nikhil Saluja

“My mind spun like the flywheel on an antique John Deere, merry-go-round during second-grade recess, hard spun roulette wheel.”

— Dennis Vickers

“The Mahdi rolls along the path to the race track as red, broad and shining as a John Deere tractor…”

— Jaimy Gordon

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a…

— Jim Hightower

I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay.…

— Les Claypool

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary…

— Jeff Foxworthy

That first year I was in Ring of Honor, maybe it wasn't even a year, I was wearing the trucker hat thing…

— Adam Page

You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum.…

— Lewis Black

“But rituals turn us all into fucking idiots. Like those birds that sleep with their heads facing backwards because their ancestors slept…

— Josh Bazell

“All was still: dark crawlers with their frozen treads, bulldozers motionless as boulders, backhoes with bent necks and sleeping hearts and shove-mouth…

— Josh Weil

“Macherey v. Home Ins. Co., 184 Wis. 2d 1, 516 N.W.2d 434, 438 (Ct. App. 1994) (trial counsel’s failure to object or…

— Anonymous

“So I drive into town for my first date in two years in a red 1941 Chevrolet four-on-the-floor with a John Deere…

— Kathryn Stockett

“More and more, I began helping around the homestead. I learned to operate my John Deere mower so I could keep the…

— Ree Drummond

“As Marlboro Man slid open the huge barn doors and flipped on the enormous lights mounted to the beams, my heart began…

— Ree Drummond