I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the guy who gave it to me and I put it in my mouth and chewed it… — Rob Huebel Copy Share
One of the first TV shows that I did was this prank show. And we did a prank where we took a Michael Jackson impersonator and I played his publisher.I was just really good at my job.We were just about… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
That's a very nice, generic-sounding question: "When did you know you were funny?" But it pre-supposes that I think I'm really hilarious. So that's… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
There's no way to play it cool when you meet Paul McCartney. You just start sweating, you trip over your words. Everyone kind of… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it.… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I've gotten to go to a lot of places that I never would have been able to go and been able to meet a… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
Paul McCartney chit-chats with you, he makes eye contact with you, he seems really interested in what you're saying. He really puts everyone else… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We would've found some skeletons, we would've found some sort of proof of Bigfoot." So, I didn't believe for a long time, but obviously this is the year we find Bigfoot. And obviously all scientists agree that there's definitely… — Rob Huebel Copy Share
Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people. — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the guy who gave it to me and I put it in my mouth and chewed it up. And the guy just kept watching me, like, "Yeah?" He didn't think I was going to finish the job.… — Rob Huebel Copy Share
Most monuments are not something you're going to keep me out of. And I go to a lot of monuments. — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
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