“If you are breaking the law, it is better when someone other than the IRS finds out first.” — Amit Chandel Copy Share Image
While you're alive, the IRS will attempt to take what you've made. When you're not, the IRS will attempt to take what… — Charles J. Givens Copy Share Image
I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of… — Beano Cook Copy Share Image
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it. Too often it… — Edward V. Long Copy Share Image
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. — Michael Moriarty Copy Share Image
You'll note that politicians no longer spend money, they invest it. Don't worry about paying more to the [IRS]. You aren't being… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you're tempted to believe with Governor Cuomo that government is just like Mom and Pop rather than Big Brother, just ask… — Paul Laxalt Copy Share Image
Long before Wesley Snipes decided he didn't need to pay the IRS, Willie Nelson was dodging the tax men. — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
Mr. Speaker, in 1848, Karl Marx said, a progressive income tax is needed to transfer wealth and power to the state. Thus,… — James Traficant Copy Share Image
'The Committee has identified eight senior leaders who were in a position to prevent or to stop the IRS's targeting of conservative… — Patrick Howley Copy Share Image
Essentially, Robin Hood put a smackdown on the medieval equivalent of the IRS. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible. And not a one of them is as… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
In enforcement, you always have to have both a focus on the really worst actors - you know, gang bangers, in this… — Mark Krikorian Copy Share Image
Every year I write a tax advice column and I used to always make fun of that. One year, one of my… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I do think if we take the power out of Washington and bring it back to the people, if we defend the… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
Warren Buffett's company reportedly owes the IRS a billion dollars in back taxes. When he said he wasn't paying enough taxes, he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Those who advocate either slavery or income taxation should be ashamed of themselves. Genuine freedom entails the abolition, not the reform, of… — Jacob G. Hornberger Copy Share Image
Article II of the articles of impeachment against Richard Nixon was just the simple fact that he talked about and suggested the… — Monica Crowley Copy Share Image
It's a game. We tax lawyers teach the rich how to play it so they can stay rich-and the IRS keeps changing… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
I have often thought that the difference between a cult and a religion is an IRS ruling. — Ron Barrier Copy Share Image
Obama's devastating America. The policies put in place and those that are gonna be put in place are gonna do even more… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
By the way, when I say cut taxes, I don't mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
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