First, there was Confucius. Then, the sayings of Chairman Mao. And now the pithy, ironic, and humorous insights of Ai Weiwei. I… — Jerome A. Cohen Copy Share Image
I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
My favorite sex position? It's called the virgin. You stand there with your legs closed shut waiting for the right person to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with… — Rene Descartes Copy Share Image
John Baldessari, the 79-year-old conceptualist, has spent more than four decades making laconic, ironic conceptual art-about-art, both good and bad. — Jerry Saltz Copy Share Image
You guys know the way I play. And what's so ironic is, KG is the same way. I'm looking at him in… — Latrell Sprewell Copy Share Image
I find it ironic how New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg is so focused on such small issues as drink sizes, while… — Mark Skousen Copy Share Image
I find it extremely ironic that Bush says that personal opinion should not be a tool in the interpretation of the Constitution,… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
“Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking. "More or less," Arriane said” — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
It is ironic that the scientific facts throw Darwin out, but leave William Paley, a figure of fun to the scientific world… — Fred Hoyle Copy Share Image
“Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whore- house carries pearl-handled revolvers. These are ivory.” — George S. Patton Jr Copy Share Image
I have many friends who are both Mexican and Mexican-American and others who, I guess you would say, are somewhere in between.… — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
Stephen King writes a lot of things that are really charming and quirky, and that are more ironic than horror. — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
Ohio Governor John Kasich became the 16th Republican to announce that he is running for president. During his speech he referred to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It is so beautifully ironic that St. Francis - the great lover of animals - is now a pigeon's target in countless… — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
When we finished [training with my wife] we came to St. Paul, because St. Paul was the first place where we got… — Warren MacKenzie Copy Share Image
One of the most disturbing things I heard was that women's issues weren't "hot." Which is so ironic, because women are constantly… — Patricia Arquette Copy Share Image
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I think it is very ironic that most people think that the banjo is a southern white instrument. It came from Africa… — Bela Fleck Copy Share Image
Mycologists are few and far between. We are under-funded, poorly represented in the context of other sciences - ironic, as the very… — Paul Stamets Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, unconsciously, spontaneously I learned the art of telling ironic stories. — Dario Fo Copy Share Image
A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
My own terror of appearing sentimental is so strong that I’ve decided to fight against it, some; but the terror is still… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
It's an ironic thing about being an immigrant kid, growing up - 'cause I grew up in the UK and went to… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
At school I got harassed so badly for being too tall, too thin, too pale - too everything that has gotten me… — Karen Elson Copy Share Image
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