None of the cartoons that I ever did are basically, if they're about sex, they're about sex in sort of this, you… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
It would have been so perfectly ironic if I had been killed by the dog, because I was petting a dog who… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter. — Zero Mostel Copy Share Image
It's ironic that no matter where I go, I meet people from Brooklyn. I'm proud of that heritage. It's where I'm from,… — Howard Schultz Copy Share Image
“Ironic, huh? To keep that part of me alive, I have to be close to that which kills it.” — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I think coldness is chic among writers, and particularly ironic coldness. What is absolutely not allowable is sadness. People will do anything… — Mary Gordon Copy Share Image
Irony is the disparity between what you expect will happen, and what does happen. So raining on your wedding day isn't ironic,… — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
It is ironic that a movement that made its reputation championing the irrelevance of biological differences when those differences were to most… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!” — Dee Dee Ramone Copy Share Image
Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
It's so ironic that the better you get the easier it becomes to win. — Mark Cavendish Copy Share Image
It is ironic that a nation that has never experienced a coup d'etat should be so obsessed with the idea of conspiracy. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
How ironic for peacemaking efforts to discover that hatred is stronger for many than love; that the longing to achieve power through… — Oscar Arias Copy Share Image
By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore. — Merlin Mann Copy Share Image
Hip-hop's always reached out to kids. If you look at the last 10 big albums it might seem ironic. But when I… — LL Cool J Copy Share Image
I guess it's ironic. I just did the Gucci cologne ad, and I was the cologne thief in junior high. — James Franco Copy Share Image
(Farm workers) are involved in the planting and the cultivation and the harvesting of the greatest abundance of food known in this… — Cesar Chavez Copy Share Image
You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image