The truth is always an insult or a joke, lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to… — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
Boys insult each other, but they really don't mean it. Girls compliment each other but they don't mean it either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he… — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
We all have to die, and I preferred to have just one death. It seems to me that to suffer insult without… — Randall Robinson Copy Share Image
Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once. It is an insult to creation not to experience it… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I have a chest full of all the insults, villainies, and infamies a man is capable of withstanding. . . . If… — Mario Vargas Llosa Copy Share Image
What are you doing here?! (Aimee) Come to inadvertently insult you some more apparently. Who knew? (Fang) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Now, I have no doubt that Mitt Romney was worried about pink slips whether he was going to have enough of them… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
“Don't feel better than anybody, because you feel like something. Always have it at the back of your mind that you were… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
The deepest insult which can be shown to a human being is to associate it solely with material functions, with no cognizance… — Mary C. Ames Copy Share Image
The members of the Islamic Staye have cut the throat of an American on television. This is an insult to the United… — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
Patriotism means advocating plunder in the interests of the privileged class of your particular country. The time will soon come when calling… — Ernest Belfort Bax Copy Share Image
“Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee" Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
They who have been exercised in the service of God for a long time, may in their prayers imagine all sorts of… — Philip Neri Copy Share Image
Let them push you, but do not push; Let them crucify you, but do not crucify. Let them insult, but do not… — Isaac of Nineveh Copy Share Image
It seems an insult to nature and to the Creator to imagine that pregnancy was ever intended to be a sickness. — Eliza Bisbee Duffey Copy Share Image
I have no idea why it apparently takes three grown men to cook some hamburgers. One to cook, one to kibbitz, and… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“You are Bellman, aren’t you? The genius who sent the sauna ape after me?” Harry nodded toward the Finn.” — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a… — Andrew Hinkinson-Hodnett Copy Share Image
The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re quite the specimen. Built like a sturdy building. Are all your Low Born females like you?” “You’ve begun to annoy me.” — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“The only insult I've ever received in my adult life was when someone asked me, "Do you have a hobby?" A HOBBY?!… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“In my normal world, cars do not go off the road and explode. Please, do not insult my intelligence.” — K.J. Cales Copy Share Image
We should be careful of the insults we fling at others, lest they return and land at our feet, newly minted to… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
Bullying is never right. Think carefully before you insult somebody for who they really are. At least they're open about it. — Alexia Copy Share Image
An insult is either sustained or destroyed, not by the disposition of those who insult, but by the disposition of those who… — Saint John Chrysostom Copy Share Image
The master class seldom lose a chance to insult a woman who has the ability for something besides service to his lordship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me and my EX making up? Well then I get another chance to fuck her up and insult her again !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
“Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should be put in a goddamn bottle and sent out with the Japanese… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
O Lord Most-wise, strengthen us by Your power that we not fear the non-believing world neither when they lash us with whips… — Nikolaj Velimirovic Copy Share Image
“If lawmakers in nations today refused to be bribed and be corrupted by some larger-than-life leaders, the people will be less insulted… — Sunday Adelaja Copy Share Image
“This is not a book, in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
Your reality, Sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever! — Baron Munchausen Copy Share Image
“Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I've definitely met nightmare Hollywood types who think they're getting twenty million dollars a picture when they're not. But they act like… — Brendan Sexton III Copy Share Image
