Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“Ain't no decent woman ever had that many husbands to die from natural causes.” — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives. — Delmore Schwartz Copy Share Image
“Husband’ means ‘wife’ of a ‘wife’. But people have become husbands. Hey! Is the ‘wife’ going to become a Husband?” — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image
Playing around with other people's husbands when you were 17 was bad news. Yes, I was a very naughty girl. — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“How many husbands and wives must believe they have fallen out of love because their hearts no longer race at the sight… — William Peter Blatty Copy Share Image
“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Really, this horrid House of Commons quite ruins our husbands for us. I think the Lower House by far the greatest blow… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
But there were women in the world, and from them each of our heroes had taken to himself a wife. The good… — Augustus Baldwin Longstreet Copy Share Image
Sometimes what is most important to us is not obvious and can be seen only by how we respond to our husbands… — Linda Dillow Copy Share Image
I think that we, women, are so often defined by who our husbands are and what our husbands do. And it's time… — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
Women in general seem to me to be appreciably more intelligent than men. A great many of them suffer in silence from… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“Quick dinner with ... Ang [Lee] and his wife Jane who's visiting with the children for a while. We talked about her… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
I am not a typical wife. We are two friends who live together. We love each other, but I don't do the… — Kirron Kher Copy Share Image
“asked how, if he never had spoken before to women outside his family, he was able to serve as spiritual counselor to… — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
With soldiers, their wives are so fundamental in their relationships, and yet there's this kind of other war happening back in the… — Tim Hetherington Copy Share Image
Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Thanks to feminism, women can now acquire status in two ways: through marriage or their own achievements. Cure cancer or marry the… — Katha Pollitt Copy Share Image
Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports,… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
They err, who say that husbands can't be lovers. — Anne Finch, Countess of Winchilsea Copy Share Image
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