Husbands Quotes

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

— Thomas Dekker

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wifes husband.

— Judith Viorst

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

— Cher

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never trust a frequent crying man and laughing woman.

— Yssubramanyam

“try not to sleep with our sister’s husbands,”

— Amulya Malladi

“Husbands, love your wives and never treat them harshly.”

— Anonymous

I loved Mr. Darcy far more than any of my own husbands.

— Rumer Godden

Husbands are like fires they go out when theyre left unattended.

— Cher

It never seems to occur to anybody that some women may not want to find husbands.

— Vera Brittain

“The courage of husbands is directly proportionate to the proximity of the wife.”

— Steven Erikson

God designed husbands and wives to complete each other, not to compete with each other.

— Jimmy Evans

There has to be some decorum left in politics and in American journalism as well. Our husbands are the candidates.

— Cindy McCain

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

— Anonymous

Being a husband is a whole time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to…

— Arnold Bennett

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

— Kin Hubbard

“If Jules or Ash needed to see each other, then the two husbands stepped aside. It almost seemed gratifying to the men…

— Meg Wolitzer

Some men are born husbands; they have a passion for domesticity, for a fireside, for a home. Yet, curiously, these men very…

— Ada Leverson

“...every year for decades there had been great excitement over the Largest Vegetable competition ("That would be my husband", was the standard…

— G.M. Malliet

Let husbands know Their wives have sense like them. They see, and smell, And have their palates both for sweet and sour,…

— William Shakespeare

“Women writers make for rewarding (and efficient) lovers. They are clever liars to fathers and husbands; yet they never hold their tongues…

— Roman Payne

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who…

— Nikhil Saluja

When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the…

— Sheryl Sandberg

“Husbands are annoying at times, but they are a habit which grows on one, and life is extraordinarily dull without them.”

— D.E. Stevenson

The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being…

— Michel de Montaigne

“You know how before you buy a house you hire someone to come check it out and write a homebuyer's report? Someone…

— Richard Paul Evans

“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports,…

— Mignon McLaughlin

With soldiers, their wives are so fundamental in their relationships, and yet there's this kind of other war happening back in the…

— Tim Hetherington

Thanks to feminism, women can now acquire status in two ways: through marriage or their own achievements. Cure cancer or marry the…

— Katha Pollitt

Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so…

— Kevin Hart

Well the beauty of 'Iyanla: Fix My Life' is that men are in every show. To our surprise, some of the deepest…

— Iyanla Vanzant

“Howard had a pine display case, fastened by fake leather straps and stained to look like walnut. Inside, on fake velvet, were…

— Paul Harding

“It was a fact generally acknowledged by all but the most contumacious spirits at the beginning of the seventeenth century that woman…

— Antonia Fraser

“Why have such scores of lovely, gifted girls Married impossible men? Simple self-sacrifice may be ruled out, And missionary endeavour, nine times…

— Robert Graves

“It was all Mrs. Bumble. She would do it," urged Mr. Bumble; first looking round, to ascertain that his partner had left…

— Charles Dickens

“Their sisters have no earthly employment but household work and sewing, no earthly pleasure but an unprofitable visiting, and no hope, in…

— Charlotte Brontë

“You’d have a better time without me.” It wasn’t a direct refusal. She folded her arms beneath the swell of her lovely…

— Kathryn Smith

“Not satisfied with what he's got? Is that it? That's husbands all over. Ungrateful pigs. You do everything for them, you bring…

— Fay Weldon

“Nick and I, we sometimes laugh, laugh out loud, at the horrible things women make their husbands do to prove their love.…

— Gillian Flynn