“Whenever a husband and a wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.” — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
As a general proposition, campaigns do not linger on the vice presidential nominee. When they have, it's always meant very bad news… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
I believe no gentleman would like to have his family affairs neglected because his wife was filling her head with crotchets and… — Sarah Fielding Copy Share Image
I can only speak for my husband and myself, but we don't feel like we could do any of this parenting without… — Jodi Benson Copy Share Image
Thus the woman, who had perversely exceeded her proper bounds, is forced back to her own position. She had, indeed, previously been… — John Calvin Copy Share Image
I just feel like it gets harder and harder every year with Ace getting older and time away from my husband and… — Jennie Finch Copy Share Image
My second husband and I were going through a bitter divorce, and I didn't have the money for a fancy-pants attorney. I… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
My husband is from Finland, so every so often I'll throw a Scandinavian-themed party. — Sarah Rafferty Copy Share Image
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you want an active schedule, you have to husband your time so you can act on the things that are important. — Robert Pozen Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that every night of the week, my husband, ex-husband, our children and I all sit around together like one… — Keeley Hawes Copy Share Image
I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Women? I'm still working on the subject. I haven't finished my studies. I would say I'm so happy that they're around. This… — Vincent Cassel Copy Share Image
“If the Pentateuch be true, religious persecution is a duty. The dungeons of the Inquisition were temples, and the clank of every… — Robert G. Ingersoll Copy Share Image
Working away from my husband for long periods is good and bad. It stops us taking each other for granted and gives… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
No marriage or family, no ward or stake is likely to reach its full potential until husbands and wives, mothers and fathers,… — Sheri L. Dew Copy Share Image
I'm completely perplexed how someone who has most of the mainstream media for Hillary Clinton, well all the mainstream media, well most… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
But my husband came from a small town and hardworking parents like I did, and I don't think we've lost that mind-set.… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
It's also one thing to see a celebrity or some kind of character on a TV show being gay. It's a totally… — Andrew Sullivan Copy Share Image
Waiting for you to come back home to me is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I love you, my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the things that I do that I've found from being newly married is that my husband and I, we go… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
